CC is very much appreciated, because it hasn't been beta-ed. Because I don't have one. :(
Characters: Hidan, Orochimaru
Genre: General, Perhaps with a little angst thrown in.
Rating: PG-13 (Passing mentions of shonen-ai, one sided, and not between the main characters)
Disclaimer: Naruto no mine. Kishimoto has it. He makes lotso lotso money from it too.
Warning: Character from the time skip in the manga.
Lokkit the fake cut!