December 20th, 2006

  • koizumi

Wtf.

So, my friend celticoak and I got into a conversation about Akatsuki x Sakura on MSN. And we realized Kisame and Kakuzu haven't been paired with Sakura 'cause they're too ugly. And THEN, we got this great idea that Kisame and Kakuzu can just pair up with each other! LAWL OTP ♥ I got inspired so I wrote a drabble... totally crack here, folks. xD; I'm not sure it's the good kind of the crack or the crack that's not funny and a waste of time-- I guess that's up to you! :S Anyways, let me know what you think~ and remember, this is NOT serious. xD

Rated, erm... not exactly mature, but not exactly teen either. xD Well, I'll let you decide.
Warning: Itachi/Deidara/Sasori/Hidan smexing Sakura, lots of smex talk xD;, MAJOR YAOI-- besides KisaKaku, there's ex-ItaKisa and ex-KakuHidan. xD, language, and ehm I think that's it.

FYI: I actually love ItaSaku, and DeiSaku too. I'm not making fun of these pairings OR Sakura. xD It appears that I am but it's just for the fic-- I'm not saying Sakura's a slut or anything, promise. ♥

ONE MORE THING! THIS IS EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY OOC. xD I wasn't trying to keep the characters IC here, because what would be the fun of that? It's like they're totally different people, it's so OOC. D: Wow, the more of these warnings I put make me realize how bad this fic really is... 8D;;

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... THE LAST PART WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CORNY ON PURPOSE, NOT CAUSE I WAS SERIOUS.